There are some people who just need a high five. In the face. With a chair.

One person in particular at the moment.



I'm not usually a violent person


But this person is pushing me closer to that edge...




Sir, you do NOT hurt my friends. You do NOT make them fear your actions. You do NOT make them believe everything you do to them is what they deserve. You do NOT follow them around to "talk" to them.



You know what you do?





YOU LEAVE HER THE HELL ALONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!




I swear, boy...you maybe be buff and all that jazz...but do NOT EVER underestimate a well-placed kick in your family jewels. I know I'm "just a girl" but I'm warning you...



You better watch it.